DANIEL BENOLIEL GREENER WHY can't you be a lawyer like your father? You want to write twitters all day? Fine. Do whatever makes you happy. Apparently that means not being a Lawyer.
"You're what? You're quitting your job? You're going to throw your health insurance in the garbage? Are you crazy? You didn't like working at Google that one summer in college? Fine, go work at the Yahoo. Now you're at the Yahoo and you want to quit to social medias [sic] for $10 an hour? Why don't you go live in an alley while you're at it."
"If Nana saw this behavior she would be ashamed of you. She would be ashamed OF US. If Nana found out that she worked her way out of Brooklyn - making pickles in a dark basement for thirty years - so you could make silly internet videos all day *yelling intensifies* SHE WOULD BE ROLLING IN HER GRAVE."
"YOU GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE FROM AN IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST? WE MORTGAGED OUR HOUSE LIKE SIX TIMES FOR YOUR WORTHLESS DEGREE IN HISTORY AND COMMUNICATIONS. YOUR BROTHER IS A MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT. YOUR OTHER BROTHER IS GOING TO BE A DOCTOR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE DANIEL. *switches to native language* Estou tão desapontado em você."
D&AD, ADDYS, MY DAD KINDA
Grey: July 2017-
Applebee's, Febreze, Papa John's, Gillette
Arnold Worldwide: May 2016-July 2017
Hershey's, Jack Daniels, Sutter Health
McCann: October 2015-April 2016
Verizon, Jose Cuervo, Lockheed Martin, Microsoft, Choice Hotels, OfficeDepot Office Max
Yahoo: June 2014 - October 2015
Google: May 2013 - August 2013
Cornell University '14
Bachelors of Science
Magna Cum Laude
University of Oxford '12-13
Junior Year Abroad